If the 2012 disaster actually happens, remember to have the following items:

• food (because eating is good for you)
  
• team (for getting you things and the eventual cannibalism)
  
• water (well, duh...unless it's like Water World or something)
  
• shopping cart (for very practical reasons)  

If you do not have these things, you will find it very hard to survive 2012. So stay fit! Keep sharp! Make good decisions!